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Zak “super liked” Reanna on Hinge which is EMBARRASSING, but Reanna saw the potential.

It was 2020. The world had stopped. They had nothing left to do but go on socially-distanced dates in the park.

So they met in Seattle’s infamous Olympic Sculpture Park. It went ok.

In 2021, they moved in together and Zak finally fulfilled his lifelong dream of having a long noodle.🐍

In 2023, they adopted two kittens, Fizz and Rue, and became a family of five. “More pussy please” -Zak, probably

In 2024, Zak surprised Reanna on one of their favorite hikes by asking for her (dainty) hand in marriage. She said ok.

*parts of this story may have been exaggerated or fabricated